I’m gonna make a harsh, unfair, chauvinistic overgeneralization here – women like shoes and chocolate.
Gasp! Are you offended? If so, please stop reading this incendiary tract right now.
If not, well, relax – your interests are among the more popular fetishes, it would seem. That would explain why Bissinger’s has created a facsimile of a high heel and stuffed it with their never-fail chocolates as a Valentine’s Day goof.
The “Confectionista Collection” features crèmes, a caramel, a truffle, solid chocolate, and molasses chips nestled into a smart-looking shoe, crafted to look like a sexy red or leopard-print heel. As if this combination of ladybait weren’t potent enough, Bissinger’s packs the chocolate heels in boxes designed to look like handbags. It’s “estrogenuinely” fabulous! (Sorry.)
Bissinger’s Manager of Marketing Kate Erker confirms that the faux heels bursting with chocolate candies are a popular V-Day gift.
So, fellas, if your special gal does have a thing for serious shoes and chocolate, and you give her this for Valentine’s Day, you might just pass the “romance test” into which this holiday so often seems to degenerate. Note, I said “might” – the other hoops you will be asked to jump through in the name of true love, of course, only your woman knows…
For more information, call Bissingers' CWE store at 367-7750 or hit the website here.
