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There are signs all over the Myseum children's museum warning kids that they must not run, but walk through the building. It must be so hard for kids not to freak out and run wild from exhibit to exhibit like monkeys on nitrous oxide.
There's just so much to do here. There are the wind tunnels, the shadow wall, the interactive video wall, the giant blocks, the vortex cannons, the bounce houses, the inflatable maze and pool-noodle maze, the giant magnetic-wall track ball, the slide that ends in a radar-gun reading, the dinosaur dig, the electronic drums that make barnyard noises, the theremins...
Next up for the two-year-old science-themed playground: they're constructing a man-sized wrecking ball so kids can build small structures and then have fun knocking them over.
Myseum, 283 Lamp & Lantern Village, Town & Country, 636-220-7930, stlmyseum.com.