Illustration by Danny Elchert
First things first: Nudity is optional at this year’s World Naked Bike Ride—but going “as bare as you dare” is encouraged. Locals of all shapes and sizes will show (quite literally) at Tower Grove Park on August 15, including body-painted protesters of oil dependency, amateur exhibitionists, and fully clothed cyclists who just appreciate a reason to ride. Sound appealing? Before stripping down, consider these five tips from a former participant.
1. Forgo the fanfare. Unless you’re closer to Mom and Dad than most, this is one athletic event where you don’t want family at the finish line.
2. Leave your valuables at home. Carrying cash and keys is tough without pockets. This is a case where saddlebags—on the bike—are a good thing.
3. Strip before cycling. You’re on a naked bike ride; dress accordingly. Removing pants while riding is nearly impossible. (Yes, we said nearly.)
4. Don’t overdo it. Ten miles is a long way to ride in a single night, naked or not. Make sure you’re prepared. Bring water, a sense of humor—and baby powder.
5. Stick with the pack. One thousand naked cyclists is a front-page story. One naked cyclist is a misdemeanor.
Bare-Biker Slogans*
- No fumes here.
- Burn fat, not oil.
- Actually, we’re just as vulnerable biking with clothes on.
- My SUV habit costs so much I can’t afford clothes.
- We’ve been stripped of our rights.
- * wiki.worldnakedbikeride.org
